How You Know You Spend too Much Time in Atlantic City

All personal experience. lol Please add more!

1. You stand in front of doors waiting for them to open.

2. You put your hands under the faucet and wait for the water to automatically start.

3. You are shocked that someone expects payment for alcoholic beverages.

4. Being expected to stand in line confuses you.

5. It%26#39;s midnight and the bar is closing?

6. You can name all the AC casinos in order of where they are located along the boardwalk or in the Marina.

7. You are able to understand and use the jitney.

How You Know You Spend too Much Time in Atlantic City

1) You know where all the machines are placed.

2) The cashiers, pit bosses, dealers know you by your name.

3) You try to pay a meal with your comp card at a restaraunt in your home town.

How You Know You Spend too Much Time in Atlantic City

The kids have to introduce themselves

u skip visiting Mom on Mother%26#39;s Day to go to AC instead

You reach for your room key at the office elevator.

If your bathroom is fully stocked with soap from more than two AC resorts.

while standing in front of a coke machine and your dollar slides in you cant find the max spin button

sad but true......... theres more pics on your cellphone of slot hits than of your kids

You get more mail from AC casinos than anything else (back to the ';My postman thinks I gamble too much'; thread, lol)

You try to order room service at 4 am - at home!

You know half the carnies on the boardwalk by name.

You realize you could spend a solid month in AC comped - and it doesn%26#39;t bother you!

When you think this thread

Is the best since sliced bread

when you get mail AT a casino...

you cash a check at a bank and when the teller asks how you want it you say give me half in black chips and half in green.

sebum